This is the last part of 2010 in Film and I'm going to end it with a bang. And when I say 'bang' I mean movies that I haven't seen. Let's begin! Black Swan. Where should I start. I've only heard good things about this movie: Aronofsky, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Sex Scene, and "It's a good movie." I'll get to it one day. Hell, I've only seen 'Pi', so I have a pretty long way to go chronologically. Someone told me it was about ballet or something. I guess I'll figure out.
Star Wars. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter. What do these series all have in common? You guessed it. I haven't seen any of them. That means I definitely haven't dressed up as a wizard, who for some reason just looks like a private school student, and attended a midnight opening. From what I can tell from the clips and trailers I have seen is that there is a nerdy dude with glasses who can't really act well. There's also this redheaded kid and a girl who grew up to be the crushes of a lot of dudes on Tumblr. I ask myself, what happened if she grew up and was butt ugly? No one knows. That is Harry Potter for me. The end. Snape kills Dumbledore though! Whatever that means...
Every good sequel will have a third. Usually at least. I wanted to see Toy Story 3 but just never got around to it. And when it was sitting on my living room table in front of the TV, I still didn't get around it. But I want to I swear! I hear Barbie and Ken steal it away. Plus it's in 3D. Plus Michael Keaton voices Ken! Amazing I know.
No worries, I didn't forget it. Inception was definitely the best movie I saw in 2010. You've probably seen it so I don't have to say much. A well written, powerful movie, Nolan supplies contrarians everywhere something to talk about. Five out of five.
No comments:
Post a Comment